Stuck Behind A Truck
I wish those morons would learn who to drive
they're going so fast to get to where they're going
they all think it's their road
you sometimes wonder if you're going to make it though alive
blast the radio and you go but then you stop
you're going nowhere as you see a traffic jam up ahead
everyone starts beeping and shooting birds
giving obsence gestures and mouthing four-letter words because
You're stuck behind a truck
and are out of luck
about ready to burst and dying of thirst on this hot fall afternoon
driving you hate and soon will be late if you don't leave the interstate soon
lord, teach them how drive
won't you please teach them how to drive
Don't like those Hartline busses, no
don't like those construction workers, no
don't like those downpours, no
don't like those mergeramps, no
Everyone's rushing during rush hour
everyone's crushing during crush hour
everyone's pushing during push hour
and take no prisioners
I'll give you something to take to the bank
no one will mess with me when I get my M-1 Abrams Tank
swing around the 105mm gun to have some fun
and then you'll have those traffic ticket giving cops on the run
and no one, I mean no one will cut you off and you'll never be
Stuck behind a truck
and out of luck
about ready to burst and dying of thirst on this hot fall afternoon
driving you hate and soon will be late if you don't leave the interstate soon
lord, teach them how drive
won't you please teach them how to drive
(c) 2004, Joel Verlin