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Sniff. Regular Season Football 2005 is over. However PLAYOFFS are here!
 
Fantasy Football 2005 Final Results
 
True Americans Finish up in 1st Place (regular season) but finish runner up over all after losing championship; Motormouths place fourth after losing 3rd place Championship game, Onslaught didn't even make post season or top 4.
 
MVP Awards for 2005 Fantasy Football:
True Americans:
 
1st Place: Eli Manning with a season total of 183 points
2nd place: Tiki Barber with 175 points
3rd Place: Marvin Harrison with 121 points
 
Motormouths: 
1st Place: Edgerrin James 162 points
2nd place:  Steve McNair 133 Points
3rd Place: Seattle Defense 152 Points
 
Onslaught:
1st place:  Lamont Jordan 180.40 points
2nd place:  Marvin Harrison 168.35 points
3rd place: Keyshawn Johnson 104.25 points

Week 15 - Final Results

Playoffs Round One

Motormouths Put Up A Fight  But Still Lose,  44- 60, Heap's 17 Makes It A Close One!

QB
(TB - QB)
@NE L, 28-0 7 1
WR
(Phi - WR)
@StL W, 17-16 3 1
WR
(Atl - WR)
@Chi L, 16-3 3 3
WR
(Phi - WR)
@StL W, 17-16 2 1
RB
(Ind - RB)
SD L, 26-17 1 1 8
RB
(Oak - RB)
Cle L, 9-7 9 8
TE
(Bal - TE) P
GB Mon
9:00 pm
3 0
K
(NO - K)
Car L, 27-10 6 5
DEF
(Sea - DEF)
@Ten W, 28-24 6 0
Total       50  27

Motormouths:

Gameballs -

L. Jordan: 8 Fan Points

E. James:  8 Fan Points


Jockstraps -

C. Simms, R. Brown, G. Lewis: 1 Fan Point Each

 

 

True Americans Defeat Orange Vikings 68 - 43

QB
(NYG - QB)
KC W, 27-17 11  5
WR
(Ind - WR)
SD L, 26-17 7 6
WR
(Sea - WR)
@Ten W, 28-24 5 7
WR
(Car - WR)
@NO W, 27-10 2 0
RB
(NYG - RB)
KC W, 27-17 9 24
RB
(TB - RB)
@NE L, 28-0 5 1
TE
(Atl - TE)
@Chi L, 16-3 3 0
K
(NYG - K)
KC W, 27-17 8 10
DEF
(Chi - DEF)
Atl W, 16-3 7 15
Total       57    68

Gameballs -


Tiki Barber: 24 Freaking Fan Points!

J. Feely: 10 Fan Points

Chicago Defense: 15 Fan Points

J. Jurevicius - 7 Fan Points


Jockstraps -


R. Proehl, A. Crumpler: Zero Fan Points

C. Williams: 1 Fan Point

 
 
 

Week 14 Results with MNF still pending

 

True Americans leading Hell Risers 85 - 63

PLayers still active:

Hell Risers: W. Dunn - Atl

True Americans: A. Crumpler

 

 


Roughnecks leading Motormouths 39 - 25


Players still active Motormouths:

B. Finneran

J. Carney


Still alive for playoffs, depending on final outcomes of Week 14 Games...

 

Onslaught defeats Coyote71 83 - 66 (FINAL)

 


Fantasy Studs Week 14:

M. Harrison: 18 Pts - True Americans, Onslaught (Season Stud)

C. Williams 17 Pts - True Americans (Slump OVER!)

J. Bettis 17 Pts -  Onslaught (Slump Over!)

T. Barber 15 Pts - True Americans (Season Stud)

J Witten, Onslaught 14 pts - (Steady performer)

E. James 7 Pts - Motormouths (Season Stud)

Seattle Defense - 15 Pts (50 + Pts over a 2 week period)

 

Fantasy Duds Week 14:

M. Brunell, Motormouths -4 Pts (Hot and cold, mostly cold. McNair did better this week!!!)

G. Lewis,  Motormouths  - 0 Pts (TO may be a handful but no one can replace him on the field)

P. Burress, True Americans - 1 Pt (not much to talk about this year)

L. Smith, Onslaught - 1 pt (Dissapointing, just like the Eagles season)

B. Johnson, Onslaught - 2 pts ( everything done on the ground hurts a fantasy QB)

M. Alstott, onslaught  - 2 pts (emergence of Williams hurts the A-trains production)

K. Johnson, Onslaught 3 pts (No smack this week my man, STFU and get better stats next week)

L. Jordan, Onslaught - 4 pts (Suprising under producer in week 14)
 

 

 

 

 

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Fantasy Football Notes For Stating Lineups Week 14
In order of w/l records

True Americans v. Hell Risers
 
No injuries to report.
 
Here's hoping Eli Manning overcomes his massive suckage from last week. He's at the Eagles, so it's either a really a good thing or really a bad thing that the Eagles got their asses kicked on Monday Night Football. Add to the ass kicking the fact that the Eagles have had a short week. We'll see if that plays into the game at all.
 
True Americans Opposition - Hell Risers:
 
T. Brady is listed as Probable - Michael Parente, of the Woonsocket Call, reports New England Patriots QB Tom Brady (shoulder) practiced Friday, Dec. 9, and is expected to start in Week 14.
 
New England Patriots TE Daniel Graham (shoulder) has been downgraded to OUT for the team's Week 14 game.

The Projected score is close TA - 59 HR - 56.
 
The True Americans are looking to further dominate the Orangeaces League.

Motormouths v Roughnecks:
Motormouths:
 
No Injuries.
 
Roughnecks:
 
RB C. Martin - Q
New York Daily News reported if Martin doesn't play in Sunday's game against the Oakland Raiders because of a nagging knee injury, he might end his season early to undergo surgery. There's a possibility the Jets running back has cartilage damage.
Advice: Martin has tallied 1,410 rushing yards and nine 10 touchdowns in 12 games this season

RB L. Tomlinson - Q
Dec 9 San Diego Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson (chest) practiced Friday, Dec. 9, with no problems. He is slated to start during Week 14 and could see his usual amount of reps during the game.

No good having both of your RB's listed as Questionable. Projected score is them 61, Motormouths 52. The score is low even with Brunell's projected 13 pts. Let's hope Brunell has a over production type game.

Motormouths are looking to make a run for the playoffs.
 
Semionslaught v Coyote71
Semionslaught:
 
Pittsburgh Steelers RB Jerome Bettis (knee) practiced Friday, Dec. 9, and is expected to play in Week 14.
 
My take: Jerome hasn't done much this year. Why should this week be any different?
 
Coyote71:
 
Oakland Raiders WR Randy Moss (ribs/groin) practiced Friday, Dec. 9, and is probable for Week 14. Moss is expected to play.
 
Tennessee Titans RB Chris Brown (ankle) practiced Friday, Dec. 9, and is expected to play in Week 14.
 
Houston Texans RB Domanick Davis (knee) practiced Friday, Dec. 9, and will play in Week 14.
 
Even with the three injuries, projected score in still them 77 Semionslaught 68. The Semionslaught are just looking to finish strong.

 
 

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Fantasy Football Week 13 Final Wrap Up

Motormouths come back to win thanks to improbable game by Seahawk Defense!

Seattle's Defense was solely responsible for pushing the Motormouths BACK firmly into the playoff hunt by generating 44 Fan Points after the complete destruction of the Eagles on MNF! The week is not finalized yet so we'll hold our breaths a while longer but talk about a comeback! That has to say something when your defense out performs all other players on all of my three fantasy Yahoo teams! Incredible performance, massive gameball to the Seahawks "D" !


True Americans Hold On To Win 42 - 39!

Just as the MNF game helped the Motormouths to come back from an improbable durbbing; the lack of any Eagle "D" sealed the TA's to (can you say it?) 10 WINS! 10 WINS! Holy playoffs and 1st place! 10 WINS (even with Eli sucking worse then a vaccum cleaner...) Still waiting to be finalized but that's a live update final! Holy close shave, Batman!


SemiOnSlaught Streak stopped At 3 Wins!


SemiOnslaught streak stopped at 3 wins in a row with a close loss to RG 70 - 90.




MNF Still Pending


True Americans Lead Orange Vikings 42 - 39

Tampa Bay Defense: 17 Fan Points
Eli Manning: -1 Fan Point


The Motormouths are losing badly to The Gladiators 59 - 24 * Projected Loss *


M. Brunell: 9 Fan Points

E. James: 11 Fan Points



The Semionslaught are losing to (the? WTF?) Ron Guatemala 65 - 90 * Projected Loss *


B. Johnson: 17 Fan Points
M. Harrison: 11 Fan Points

Week 12 Final Results
 
True Americans Edge Gordy's Bulldogs 80 - 79
Harrison gets the gameball
 
 
Motormouths Banish Ghosts 77- 57
 
 
 
 
Offslaught destroy The Fightning Quakers 119 - 48
 
 

Week 11
 
Motormouths Defeat Bears 52-30 to reach .500
 
Offslaught win two in a row defeating a QBless Pro Bowl Bing Crosby 41-28
 
True Americans remain atop Orangeaces by Defeating the South Street Rioters 93-77

True Americans (8-2)beat SouthernWild in a close call 53-47
 
 

Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Ret
Misc
Fum
 
Pos
Offense
Opp
Status
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
QB
(NYG - QB)
Min L, 24-21 291 1 4 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
WR
(NYG - WR)
Min L, 24-21 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 0 0 2
WR
(GB - WR)
@Atl W, 33-25 0 0 0 0 0 114 0 0 0 0 5
WR
(Ind - WR)
Hou W, 31-17 0 0 0 0 0 108 1 0 0 0 11
RB
(NYG - RB)
Min L, 24-21 0 0 0 95 1 111 0 0 1 0 17
RB
(TB - RB)
Was W, 36-35 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 0 1 -1
TE
(Atl - TE)
GB L, 33-25 0 0 0 0 0 40 0 0 0 0 2

Motormouths (4-5-1) Lose to AddictedToChaos (7-3-0) 40-68

Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Ret
Misc
Fum
 
Pos
Offense
Opp
Status
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
QB
(Was - QB)
@TB L, 36-35 226 2 2 15 0 0 0 0 1 1 12
WR
(Phi - WR)
Dal L, 21-20 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 0
WR
(Phi - WR)
Dal L, 21-20 0 0 0 0 0 42 0 0 0 0 2
WR
(Atl - WR)
GB L, 33-25 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 1 0 4
RB
(Oak - RB)
Den L, 31-17 0 0 0 48 0 60 0 0 0 0 5
RB
(Ind - RB)
Hou W, 31-17 0 0 0 122 1 26 0 0 0 0 13
TE
(Bal - TE)
@Jac L, 30-3 0 0 0 0 0 58 0 0 0 0 2

Offslaught actually, amazingly, finally get to 2 wins by beating the GMU Patriots 76 - 66
 
 

Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Ret
Misc
Fum
 
Pos
Offense
Opp
Status
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Rec
Yds
TD
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
QB
(Min - QB)
@NYG W, 24-21 144 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2.88
WR
(Ind - WR)
Hou W, 31-17 0 0 0 0 0 7 108 1 0 0 0 14.90
WR
(Mia - WR)
NE L, 23-16 0 0 0 0 0 5 102 0 0 0 0 7.60
RB
(Phi - RB)
Dal L, 21-20 0 0 0 86 1 5 32 0 0 0 0 14.40
RB
(Oak - RB)
Den L, 31-17 0 0 0 48 0 7 60 0 0 0 0 8.90
TE
(Dal - TE)
@Phi W, 21-20 0 0 0 0 0 3 27 0 0 0 0 2.85
W/R
(Dal - WR)
@Phi W, 21-20 0 0 0 0 0 5 56 0 0 0 0 5.30

WEEK 9 WRAP UP



QB
M. Brunell
(Was - QB)
Phi W, 17-10 15 2

QBRat Comp Att Yds Y/A Lng Int TD
94.6 21 29 224 7.7 26 0 0



WR
D. Stallworth
(NO - WR)
Chi L, 20-17 3 7

Rec Yds Y/R Lng TD
3 37 12.3 16 1



WR
B. Stokley
(Ind - WR)
@NE W, 40-21 4 1


Rec Yds Y/R Lng TD

WR
R. Brown
(Phi - WR)
@Was L, 17-10 0 10

Rec Yds Y/R Lng TD


RB
L. Jordan
(Oak - RB)
@KC L, 27-23 10 7


Att Yds Y/A Lng TD

RB
E. James
(Ind - RB)
@NE W, 40-21 12 11

Att Yds Y/A Lng TD

TE
T. Heap
(Bal - TE)
Cin L, 21-9 4 -1

Rec Yds Y/R Lng TD


K
J. Carney
(NO - K)
Chi L, 20-17 7 5
0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+

FGM FGA Pct Lng


XPM XPA Pct Pts


DEF
Washington
(Was - DEF)
Phi W, 17-10 6 8




Total 61 50

Offslaught

Projected Loss (no suprise) to Daed's Destroyers 80-50

Players Still Active:

Marvin Harrison #88 - Colts

(Fantasy Football stud but his performance alone won't save this week's game)

The True Americans

Projected * WIN * Against Team Nighttrain 46-26


Players Still Active:

True Americans

Marvin Harrison #88 - Colts

(Fantasy Football stud)


Team Nighttrain:

Corey Dillon #28 - Patriots

Nov 5 Patriots running back Corey Dillon wasn't present when the media was allowed to be at practice, reports ESPN.com. He has been questionable all week with the ankle injury he suffered in week five. He played through the ailment last week against the Bills.

Views: Dillon's status remains up in the air, which is bad news for fantasy owners since he plays on Monday night. However, he played through the injury last week and had two touchdowns. Those two scores came after Patrick Pass got injured, but Pass is also questionable this week, so Dillon will likely get most of the carries

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Week 8 Wrap Up

Offslaught (1-7) lose yet again to the Fightin' Crackers, 70-75, Culpepper done for season


Terell Owens 91 Yard TD drives The Motormouths (4-3-1) past Kevin's Krushers for the win, 44 - 34


McNabb 3 TD's powers the True Americans (6-2) past Silverstars in tight game, 60 - 58

Offslaught's quarterback shuffle...

B. GrieseIR (TB - QB) Drop

C. Simms (TB - QB) Add

D. Culpepper (Min - QB) Drop

B. Johnson (Min - QB) Add

C. Simms (TB - QB) Drop

A. Brooks (NO - QB) Add








Heroes/Goats


Offslaught

Heroes: Keyshawn Johnson, Brian Westbrook, LaMont Jordan

Goats: Daunte Culpepper



Motormouths


Heroes: LaMont Jordan, Terell Owens, Anquan Boldin

Goats: Mark Brunell, Priest Holmes



True Americans

Heroes: Donovan McNabb, Tiki Barber, N. Rackers


Goats: Burress, Evans, Tampa Bay Defense




YOUR RECORD - YOUR POINTS
Week 8: 1 - 5 - 0 Week 8: 82.80
Season To Date: 1 - 5 - 0 Season To Date: 82.80




From : http://fantasy.nflplayers.com


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YOUR TEAM
POS NAME PTS
QB Mark Brunell 2.20
RB Tiki Barber 31.10
RB Carnell Williams 2.50
WR Santana Moss 3.40
WR Terrell Owens 25.60
TE Jason Witten 7.10
K Neil Rackers 10.90
Total Points: 82.80

From : http://fantasy.nflplayers.com

SUNDAY WRAP UP:
 
(BUCS WIN! BUCS WIN! 7-3 tied for first place!)
 
All projections minus Monday Night Football--
 
Motormouths Projected Win 51-24 against Bears
 
Offslaught Projected Win 71-28 against Pro Bowl Bing Crosby (He started TO and Mcnabb, ouch...)
 
True Americans Projected  76-77 Loss against South Street Rioters (TA's still have have two active players in Monday night's game... D. Driver and S. Gado)
 
 
McNabb CUT from True Americans as he is most likely done for the season, QB's now for TA's Eli Manning, Drew Bledsoe and Mike McMahon